Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So apparently I’m into choking now
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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