i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Sober January is a disaster.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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