4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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