How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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