Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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