Its about making memories worth repressing
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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