i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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