Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My life is pants optional.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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