So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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