I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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