So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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