We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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