Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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