Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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