I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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