sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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