Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
So many bounce houses so little time
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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