Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Randomize
