he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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