I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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