If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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