she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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