i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
