Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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