did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I am mentally ready for anal.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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