IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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