420 ftw
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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