youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
