the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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