did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Randomize
