I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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