Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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