i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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