Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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