? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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