wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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