She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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