yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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