She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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