How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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