my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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