the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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