But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize
