My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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