you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize