I want to stick my p in your. b.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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