Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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