i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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