He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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