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Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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