Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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