so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Randomize