So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
He has the fingertips of a God
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
