My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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