let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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