Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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