I must be too annoying 4 u.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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