The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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